“The C.P.U.”™        The Computer Punching Unit

( The Computer Punching Unit )

  “The Computer Punching Unit”™. is the solution to computer related stress!  We all get frustrated With our computer systems, and occasionally feel like drop kicking it across the room, or office!  Now you can!  “The Computer Punching Unit”™.  Is an inflatable facsimile of a computer monitor.  Made with TWO layers of durable HEAVY DUTY vinyl designed to take a beating. “The Computer Punching Unit”™ is a great computer stress reliever!

  Now when your faced with a frozen un-responsive system, instead of destroying thousands of dollars of computer equipment you can satisfy your aggravation with “The Computer Punching Unit”™!!!   Instead of sparks, and flames erupting from your cubicle or office, you can replace them with a sigh of relief.  Your boss, and your wallet will thank-you.  So don’t let all that computer stress build up, and destroy your health… and health care plan!   Get computer stress relief in a safe and effective way, with “The Computer Punching Unit”™!

Warranty notice: Moon Dragon Enterprises will provide warranty coverage against manufacturing defects For thirty days after purchase.  This product is designed to withstand Moderate Forces only.  Excessive force will cause product failure.  Please follow directions for use included with product.  Do Not Over Inflate!  Following care instructions should insure maximum life of the product.